How Beautiful --- My TV

Be quiet! I can't hear TV!

That's all there is to life --- you see

I live to watch it --- night and day

I pray it never fades away.

Old TVs into statues grow

It's really hard to let them go

For they have shaped my life for me

Behind each monster --- stands a TV.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

Sometimes I wonder what you are

For the only stars I ever see

Are those that play on my TV.

Mystery, drama, thrills and chills

Even Drs. for all our ills

I think that I shall never see

A sight as lovely as my TV.

Pearl E. Cain

Dedicated to all the "boob tube" slaves